Dad! Yes, sweetie?
I went to Million City too.
Oh yeah?
And I bought something.
what did you buy?
The kind of stuff that is difficult to find.
This piggy bank was difficult to find?
Yes.
How so?
Some shops have it and some don't.
Let's hear it for my daughter's funny joke.
And you, don't tell anyone you are my son.
It's embarrassing.
Do you have any other talents sweety?
I can recite the multiplication table backwards.
Just reciting the table normally is difficult and you can do it backwards?
Show me!
2x1 = 2, 2x2 =4
2x3 = 6, 2x2 =8
2x5 = 10
I am not funny.
No one laughs at my jokes.
No matter how much I try, it's not funny
Da-dum crash is a sound I never hear.
My show always silence.
Just silence.
Your dad's just kidding.
But it hurts.
I understand.
It hurts.
Tock, don't think too much.
No, I mean my hand. It really hurts.
Let me see.
Hold on.
For such a small scratch you sure make a lot of noise.
Come on, just sting a bit.
These bandages should do it.
I am sorry.
Forwhat?
If I get a pimple, I will charge you for the bill.
Plern.
The R.I.P gag was really funny.
Yeah!
Do you think we should have Tock
That's a good idea. Yeah, I think so too.
Hello...
why do you guys always tease him? You might hurt his feelings.
Cheun, our kid isn't funny.
If I say he is funny,
then I don't think I would do him justice.
And where is our son? How come you guys didn't come home together.
There he is.
Tock
Did you take your girlfriend home or something?
You see.
He's giving you the silent treatment.
This isn't just a typical silent treatment.
He looks like he's going to silence of the Lamb.
Yeah silent.
Good one, jot it down. I like this gag.
Silence of the Lamb.
A lonesome cowboy
No one knows who his parents are, where he is from.
Even on his gravestone there is no name.
His body is riddled with wounds and scars
from fighting on the battle field.
But his brutal reputation
spread far and wide throughout
Bangkok, Bali, Saigon, Singapore
Indonesia, Korea, Japan
and Malaysia.
There is a fury burning inside his heart
Today he will take revenge on his enemy.
He walks to the door
slowly opens it
and shouts...
Mom, where are the fried garlic chives?
Mon ate them all.
But there is some custard bread left.
Plern.
why do you like to tease Tock?
I didn't.
I was trying to make up with him.
He hasn't talk to you yet, right?
what did you do to him that
made him this upset?
Tock.
Please excuse us. I want to talk to dad.
So what did you do to him this time?
Hello?
Yes, it's Pa-Plern comedy group.
Yes!
what's that?
Oh you are calling from "Ha Ha Ha Ha"?
Okay. Yes, we are available.
Plern! Ha Ha Ha Ha is on the line.
they're looking for a new comedian to replace Pepo.
They want us to go to an audition.
what show?
"Ha Ha Ha Ha", you know!
Oh yeah?
You don't want to go?
Fine. I will tell them.
I'm sorry...
For keeping you waiting for so long.
Yes, we are available.
10:30 P.M.? Okay.
See you then. Bye.
Excuse me. Is Dr. Ice here?
I got her some milk.
She is not here. She went to the hospital.
Is she sick?
She's been throwing up all morning.
Probably food poisoning from the BBQ.
Really?
You have food poisoning?
How come I am okay.
How are you feeling?
I feel like throwing up.
Talking like that, people will think you are pregnant.
Yes!
So is it diarrhea or gas?
I'm pregnant.
Pregnant as in with a baby?
Really?
"Physical health textbooks"
Five times seven equals 35
Plus 2
Then over...
7 Over 7.
After over...
37 over 7.
Mr. wuthinun, class 6/3, there's a call for you at the Admin office.
Hello
Help you with what?
Hey! Please don't do that!
Please clear the way, excuse me.
She collapsed with blood all over. Don't know what happened.
Students, please stand up.
Thank you, teacher.
Excuse me, is Dr. Ice here?
No. She went to Bangkok since this morning.
why?
I don't know.
Do you have her address?
No, I don't.
"Preeya's lce Shop"
"Bangkok, the terminal"
"Preeya's lce Shop"
Is your name lce?
Is there only lce who lives here? Anyone named Miss lce-Preeya?
Her name is lce.
And my name is Preeya.
who are you looking for?
Hello
Mr. Guang, what can I do for you today?
I can't hear you.
2 blocks of ice?
You wanted it crushed and delivered. Sorry, I got to put you on hold.
Mom, I have to go now.
You are going back already? You just got here.
Yes, I know but the clinic is quite busy.
All right. Call me when you arrive.
Hello Mr. Guang, we will deliverthat right the way.
2 blocks of lce. Crushed. Yes, okay.
"Preeya's lce Shop"
Is this Dr. Ice-Preeya's lce shop?
She already went back to Lopburi.
I will go see her there then.
Is your condition that bad?
Yes.
I am very sick, love sick.
what did you say?
Never mind. Goodbye.
Hey kid, the expressway toll.
Here.
"Bangkok, Lop Buri"
Hey what's this?
Here's the ticket.
Sorry, my bus leaves in the morning.
Your bus already left.
You tripping?
Hello may I talk to mom.
Hello, this is Barack Obama.
what government needs is adult supervision
This is me, Tock. I need to talk to Mom!
Your mom is now pooping.
Come on uncle Ruammit, I'm running out of coins.
Okay...
Chuen, the phone. It's foryou.
Thanks. Okay.
Hello? Hello, mom?
Yes Tock. What's it, son?
Now I'm...
"Bangkok, Lop Buri"
Excuse me
Can I hitch a ride?
I will pay you when I arrive in Lopburi.
Poor child
Looks at you...
Okay, go sit at the front of the bus.
Gosh no xxL size or something?
Let's hit the road.
"Mr. Wuthinun Likitjaroenphong."
where have you been?
where have you been, Tock? Where?
You know everyone is worried about you!
we have been looking all over the town!
was it fun?
You are going too far now.
why are you doing this? why?
was it fun? Was it?
why don't you answer?
what's in your mouth?
Answer me! why!
How can you be so inconsiderate?
why don't you answer me! why!
Tock!
where have you been?
You know that dad has been looking for you all night.
I ran into him already.
I didn't go do anything bad.
I called you, but my money ran out first.
Then go take a shower. And we can talk later.
Go take a shower now.
Tock, you are back?
Yes!
where did you go last night?
Stop asking me so many questions? Go take a shower.
And why did you wear this to sleep?
we were going to be on Tv last night.
But dad went looking foryou. So we couldn't make it.
Your money...I took it.
I will pay you back.
And I will buy you a new piggy bank.
No, you don't have to.
There are some curries left. Go eat it.
Chuen.
It's good that he is back and okay.
Cheun.
Yes mom.
Usually Tock isn't a trouble maker.
Cheun.
Just a sec, mom.
But lately, I notice he has been keeping to himself.
I wonderwhat's on his mind.
Yeah!
I was trying to tell you, since you mentioned about the curry.
But you kept saying.
You go in first.
Are you ditching class to go somewhere?
Yesterday my mom told me some kid came by
joking that he was sick. Love sick.
I just want to tell you
it is dangerous to go to Bangkok alone.
Please don't have an abortion!
If you really have no one,
I will be the father.
Are you crazy? You are just a kid, how can you be a father.
I'm serious. I'm not joking.
Even though you don't love me, that's okay.
I remember every word
that Dr. Ice said to me.
Dr. Ice and her boyfriend studied in the same class.
And right after graduation,
her boyfriend got a scholarship to study in the USA.
And about a month after he left, she found out that she got pregnant.
I'm very confused and I don't know how to tell him.
How come?
Because...
we have never talked about marriage.
But if he really loves you. He will be responsible.
The more he loves me,
the more I don't want him to know.
why?
Because he will have to give up his scholarship
just to come back to marry me.
I will feel guilty...
for the rest of my life.
My goodness, you sound like Rose from Titanic.
But actually, I don't have the heart to tell him.
Maybe I'm afraid he will dump me.
So what are we going to do then?
Let me examine your face.
If I want to have clear skin like this, is it too late?
How is my face holding up? Still tight?
But tight like this, you got to check out my wife's face.
It's tighter than this even.
Behind her ears?
Hey, you're funny have you signed with anyone yet?
Tock is here a lot. And always tell me jokes.
Doc, you're very close to my son.
Do you know what his problem is?
Do you think Tock can become a comedian?
I don't know.
He doesn't have the knack for comedy.
why don't you be straight with him.
well, if he wants to be a stand-up comic,
As a father, how can I say something like that to him?
You don't think Tock already knows himself?
Do you know why Tock tries so hard?
Because he is afraid that if he is not funny,
then his dad won't love him.
"Mr. Wuthinun Likitjaroenpong, class 6/3"
"Joke basics: Set up, Build up, Punch-line, and Payoff"'
"Photo joke..."
"About the turtle humor..."
"Hill is my..."
"This joke is about the monk"
"Welcome to joke"
"Fan for english is fan"
"Once again that the 2nd heirto the comedy throne leaves me standing in the dust"
"Since then my dad has never invited me on stage again"
Remember, my mom can't see me drinking like this, all right!
why, your mom will scold you? No, she will grab it and drink it herself.
Have a seat.
Hey what's up Tock?
You look like a half eaten banana
want a sip? Might feel better.
No...
Hey Tock is still a boy.
when Plern gets here, he would kill us.
Mix it with soda or water?
Just Pepsi.
Hey if Plern comes back,
I will slap his face, take off his clothes, kick him out
rough him up, and steal his ex-wife and new wife all in one breath.
Hey Chum what have you been touching?
I've been holding the fish that you caught.
That's why my head smells like dead fish.
Is this expired Pepsi?
Bitter like a pill.
Hey that's my glass.
"Numbers 555"
I might still be a kid
but my heart is like a man.
Have you all ever been in love?
when we love someone
we can do anything for that person.
I love her very much.
I followed her to Bangkok
tried to help her.
But I was useless.
I've never been to Bangkok
but I went because of her.
why don't you have a seat, Tock?
Sit down son.
No, I don't want to sit.
I am not drunk!
See I am not drunk.
Tock.
Your dad.
Plern.
Come have a seat.
Hey you're home really late. where have you been?
He just had one sip.
what time is it?
I got to go. I am going to donate food to the monks.
Hey this late, the monks are not even awake yet.
well, I will wake them up.
You guys don't even know where the monks live.
Don't worry I will take you.
Boss, what about me?
Take the booze with you.
Thank you boss.
Hey you guys are leaving already?
we can't stay.
Bye.
why dad?
I don't understand.
How is it that a person can do so much for someone?
Yes.
Do you even know who I'm talking about?
well who the heck are you talking about then?
Dr. Ice.
who else!
So what about Dr. Ice?
She's pregnant.
with who?
I wish it were me, dad!
But she got pregnant with her boyfriend.
So what's the problem then?
Tock...
Hello.
Dad, why is it so bitter?
Let it all out, don't hold anything back.
Take of your shoes, son.
The both of you look the same.
Go Plern, go take a shower now. I will look after him.
Okay.
Mom.
I want to know how funny do I have to be
to get dad to love me?
why are you talking like that?
Because I am not funny like Mon, right?
That's why dad doesn't love me.
How can you think that.
But isn't it true, mom?
Tock, if anyone has the right to feel this way,
it must be Mon, not you.
Remember the Mother's Day when you're in kindergarten?
Students, please pay respects
by pinning the flower to your mother.
Students, please pay respects
by pinning the flower to your mother.
I remember you came late.
No, I didn't even go.
Yes, you did.
How could l? I gave birth to Mon that day.
what does Mon's birthday have anything to do with this?
Tock, I gave birth to Mon at the hospital that day
so how could have I gone to your school's event?
Think carefully, who went that day.
Students, please pay respects
by pinning the flower to your mother.
You didn't think mommy would miss out on today, did you?
Come!
Better late than never.
Now everyone pin the Jasmine on to your mom.
Everyone was so busy at the hospital.
But your dad was worried about your school event.
Mom, can I bring my sister to play up?
But in the future, and now your sister is too young.
So if he didn't love you, he wouldn't go through all the trouble.
One, two, three
what are you looking?
Dad, did you take this picture?
Yes, why?
It's blurry.
But I like it.
Let's go to Yimyim BBQ tonight.
Invite Dr. Ice too, okay!
Don't be shy.
You gotta be brave if you want to be a hero.
Look at this girl, she doesn't come from an ordinary family.
That means her family is rich.
Okay!
How much?
Never sat on a bus.
That's pretty wealthy.
No, cause she's always has to stand.
where did you go to school?
International school.
How much is your tuition? 200 pounds.
Pound?
No that's how many pound cakes I had to sell.
How is the dog at home doing? why?
Did you know your dog's teeth are yellow?
Are they?
Yeah, your dog loves to eat shit!
His teeth so yellow that traffic slows down every time he barks.
Exactly. what about the owner?
I have yellow teeth too
So yellow, my family has to wear SPF 50!
So this is your daughter? Yes.
Then I don't think I should get close to your daughter.
Next I will summon a spirit into this kid's body.
Please cover her with some clothes. All right.
Go ahead.
Do you want a bowl cut or go skinhead?
Skinhead because I like it short. No!
Cover her up.
"lncantation"
Now the Demon's spirit is here.
Anyone has a question to ask?
Demon? Yes.
Follow me. I'm right behind you.
You know everyone? Yes.
No matterwhat nationality or religion? Yes.
Demon? Yes.
Follow me. I'm following you.
Demon? Yes.
what color is this lady's shirt?
Green.
Demon? Yes.
what am I holding?
A mic in your right hand, a phone in your left hand.
How is she doing that?
Demon? Yes.
How did you know that?
Because you wrote it right here.
Yes I did, didn't l?
Demon? Yes.
Follow me. I'm following you
So you know everyone? I know.
No matterwhat nationality or religion? I know.
what color is this lady's shirt?
Cream with green border.
So specific.
Demon? Yes.
Is this lady beautiful?
I can't see, too far.
Too far? Excuse me can you come closer?
No thank you.
Go ahead, lce, you can do it.
It's okay. It's just for a second.
It won't take long.
Demon? Yes.
Can you see her now.
I can't see, still too far.
I dropped it.
Please be careful.
Demon? Yes.
Now can you see? Yes.
Does she have a boyfriend?
Beautiful like this of course she does.
She has a boyfriend already.
what is her boyfriend name?
Too difficult.
Can I have his initials?
Okay please give me his first initial?
H
H as in?
Harry Potter?
Henry?
Hilarious?
Hammer?
H as in Hoochie?
what happened to the censor?
May I go now?
Can we let her go?
Okay.
She going down now.
So what is your boyfriend name? Not going to tell?
No answer?
Zh.
Please give her a round of applause.
Okay, she is on herway back,
walking down towards you.
All right, she is walking back.
That was funny!
First, why did you jot down girls' numbers?
Her boyfriend is a man!
That's how she got pregnant.
Second.
Didn't you say that her boyfriend is studying aboard?
So international numbers have many digits.
The numbers you wrote down here are all local numbers.
well how am I suppose to know that?
I've never had a girlfriend who studied aboard.
Me neither! But how come I know?
So if you knew why didn't you tell me then?
I didn't know you don't know. If I knew you didn't know,
I would have told you to let you know!
I am dizzy now. Instead of knowing something. Now I know nothing.
So what now?
If you are so smart, find it yourself then, dad!
Gosh! You took her phone?
No time to put it back.
won't she be looking for her cell by now?
And there's a ton of numbers in here. How are we going to know which number is it?
"Panthip clinic"
Panthip...
Hey, Dr. Ice is calling! Dad, don't answer it!
If you want to know who her boyfriend is
why don't you just look for a juicy SMS,
Even a kid like me could figure that out.
I'm off to bed now.
who is Oink Oink? So many SMS from him.
Tock, go ahead and read one.
I don't like to stick my nose in other people's business.
I am not that close to her.
Just admit it. You can't read English.
I want to kiss your freak.
Hello.
You mean cheek?
Oh you're right! Kiss your cheek.
who the heck wants to kiss a freak?
I miss you, babe.
This must be the guy.
Dad, can you please talk to him.
why don't you talk to him yourself?
I'm a kid he will think I am playing a prank.
Noppadon is not here right now
Do you want me to leave him a message?
Oh yeah. Okay.
No...
Okay.
Because...
thank you and seat down.
He is speaking English, I don't understand.
May I speak to Mr. Oink Oink.
what? Mr. Oink Oink.
Mr. Oink Oink, thailand.
Oh yeah, he just came in.
Hold on one second.
Dad, talk to him.
Hello, I am Dr. Ice's father.
Dad!
He is not on the phone yet.
Hello Hello
Hello.
Hello
Hello, can you hear me?
Hello.
who's speaking?
Hello.
Is that Mr. Oink Oink?
Pardon me?
Or just Oink?
No, my name is Ham.
Oink like a Pig. A pig says oink.
Ham, Ham is Pig.
who is this?
Are you Dr. Ice's boyfriend?
Yes, I am.
Dr. Ice the dermatologist, right?
Yes. what's going on?
She is pregnant.
what did you say? And who are you?
Ice told you to call me?
And is she there now? Can I talk to her?
Please calm down.
Dr. Ice doesn't know that I called you.
Is this a prank?
How come she didn't tell me herself?
She's afraid to tell you.
She doesn't want you to stop studying to come back to take care of her.
But I think
if I have a choice
to be a father,
I would want to see the face of my newborn baby.
Right?
Uh...
That's all I wanted to say.
Dad, Mr. Oink Oink is calling back.
what?
And why are you still here. Go!
Tock? Dr. Ice, your phone.
Hello, what's up?
Yes, I can talk. Don't you have class?
Yes.
I will.
But you have to get down on your knees
Yeah.
Okay.
"Lopburi kindergarten. Graduation day."
More dad, I want to look more slutty.
You look quite slutty already.
Come on, it's my last show, lay it on thick!
Dad.
Is it okay if I am not going to be a comedian?
Of course.
what do you want to be then?
I don't know yet.
Dad.
If I am not funny, will girls like me?
You once told me girls like funny guys
But what girls like the most is a family man!
Do you want a mole too?
That's a good idea.
So you can be slutty to the max!
Go break a leg. Don't ruin my reputation.
Hello.
Gosh the noise is deafening. where is everybody?
Turn around.
Hello.
I'm not sure whether I was funny or not.
but it doesn't matter anymore.
"Lopburi hospital 2009"
His bridge is so high. So cute.
How many batteries you got?
Four for this model.
You are so silly.
You can plug this model in.
No, he runs on Solar power.
May I hold him?
Yes.
He is still asleep, be careful.
Tock, you know how to hold a baby?
Be careful son.
what is his name?
we are still deciding.
what do you think his name should be?
I think his name should be 'Shoe'.
what name?
I said Shoe.
Shoe?
Yeah because I've never met
a woman who doesn't love her shoes.
I think his name should be "O".
Oh!
why "O"?
Because I think he's adorable. whenever people see him,
they will say Oh he's "O" so cute.
I think I'm cross eyed now trying to follow everyone's jokes.
You seem to be really into this baby. why don't you adopt him.
How about it Tock? You can have my baby.
Are you joking?
No. I'm serious.
You will be his godfather, okay?
Like they say...
we never know...
the love of a father
until the day we become a father ourselves.